Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Dawnleaf Watches Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA: Episode 1 – Stick Accosts Loli in Bathtub



There is definitely some Freudian significance to magical stick trying to make a naked loli grab it, just sayin’.


So, this anime?  Well, it all made perfect sense to me, and I’ve never been involved with anything in the Fate franchise.  And it was dumb.  Really, really, dumb.


That’s what I’ve got to say in a nutshell.  This just felt dumb as hell to me.


So, the plot.  Two magical girls are fighting in midair, and their wands (who are sentient, for some reason) dislike that fact and leave them (causing them to lose their powers fall a dangerous distance).


A loli is taking a bath, and the wand flies in.  The two have a conversation, and the wand is obnoxious to her.


Because incest is relative.
I swear this wand is as annoying as ahoge-girl from The Chronicles of The Going Home Club, except it doesn’t have awesome hair.  So, the loli, annoyed, grabs the wand with the intent of throwing it out the window.


OSHIT.
Apparently, in this universe, if a girl touches a wand, she’s a magical girl.  Even if she doesn’t want to be one.  So, the wand forces and tricks her into being a magical girl against her will (Kyubey wasn’t this bad!), and then uses its wand-powers to control her body.  And it’s for comic relief.  I would have completely accepted this if it was framed as a dark, evil thing, but it’s framed as comedic so it pisses me off.


Screw you, wand.  I actually feel bad for this character that I previously couldn’t have cared less for.  She’s still a fairly  bland loli, so I don’t like her, but still…


One of the magical girls that we saw earlier (who survived) shows up and is pissed at the wand.  She tries to fight the loli, because the wand flat-out lies about what the loli’s thinking just in order to make its former master mad enough to try to physically harm the loli. 


However, eventually, she just decides to let it go, and tells the loli that she’s a magical girl now.  No free will necessary.  Episode end.


In addition to the most annoying character ever and the fact that half the episode is spent with the main character naked and the incest (but they’re not really related, which somehow makes it okay in the eyes of the writers), I also didn’t like this because there’s no real sense of urgency.  We haven’t even see what the magical girls do, or why.


In Madoka, it was set up that the witches caused really bad stuff to happen, so the magical girls had to get rid of them.  It was urgent because innocent people died if they didn’t do anything, and it made us, the audience, care.


However, here, we really don’t know what the hell’s going on, and there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with the universe that needs fixing, so why should I care? 



It isn’t for the characters, I can promise you that.  Especially that damn wand.  
Dropped.

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