Please
forgive me for my two week hiatus. I was
on vacation, and I figured that I really needed a break from this whole Vampire Knight business, anyway. All right, on to the anime Sunday Without God, which doesn’t have
vampires in it but does have a
white-haired pretty-boy with a gun and undeads degenerating into animalistic
creatures who run on instinct. Aaaargh…
We meet a
pretty purple-haired woman who introduces herself as Scar. I’m not the only one who has ‘Be Prepared’
stuck in their head now, right? Okay,
good. This woman is a gravekeeper, and
our resident snow-haired asshole explains how she has no emotions and just acts
blandly polite, like most politicians. However,
I’d say that she seems to function more like Google, with the way he talks to
her.
She confirms
that Ai indeed is a gravekeeper, even
though she doesn’t even remotely act like one.
Unless it’s all a complex façade, but that can’t be because then it
would be interesting. And pointless. Admittedly, I did get some enjoyment out of the guy’s reaction at being told that
he was wrong. It’s probably because I
don’t like him, though.
We also get
to see him get shot, and I honestly cheered when a brunet with a gun rounded
the corner, and made the split-second decision that this new guy is my favorite
character and began chanting “SHOOT HIM AGAIN!”
Admittedly, it would have been pretty difficult to explain if anyone
else was in the room with me.
Okay, so
why, exactly, do I not like Mr. Humbert?
I mean, besides his weird design (I understand why he isn’t facing the
camera in most of the promotional material, his eye shape/placement and his
head look odd face-on), he’s just sort of a dick. He acts so self-confident, like everything he
says is 100% right and everyone else is an idiot. Like he’s got everything all down, and no one
else gets it. And that it’s perfectly
all right for him to force his beliefs on other people and murder them, and
anyone who calls him on it just doesn’t want to admit that they’re wrong,
man.
The brunet
who shot him shot him hates him because he murdered his wife, and our
white-haired pretty-boy acts like she needed to die and it was totally his
decision to make and that the brunet just didn’t want her to die.
He’s also
immortal now, so add ‘unkillable’ to the list of his traits. Literally, when he got shot, his biggest
worry was that his badass coat now has a hole in it. Maybe this would be entertaining if he acted
really camp and then started complaining about how his nails are broken and how
his hair is all messed up, etc. And he
doesn’t age, too. I bet Ai doesn’t,
either, because lolis are eternal.
He also goes
on about how Ai has to give up on
being a gravekeeper and forget about her old life if she’s going out into the world,
and turns a gun on her when she says that she doesn’t want to. I don’t even like Ai and that scene made me want to repeatedly punch him in the
face.
Oh, and
then, the anime starts trying to make us like him. It’ll take a bit more than some comedic
dialogue with Ai, a piggy-back-ride, and a few cookies to make me forget this
entitled asshole’s random murdering antics and dickery. In fact, every time they do that, it makes me
hate the show more because it makes them look incredibly wishy-washy about the
handling of his character, and really showcases how terrible this anime is at
making me like it.
And I still
am really not exactly what direction this anime is trying to take. There still is no clear end goal. A story with no real goal is okay if the
characters are decently interesting or likeable, but I feel like I’ve made my
feelings about them fairly obvious. Ai’s
just your typical loli (and a lot of the drama in this hinges on you feeling
for her, so her not being all that unique or likeable makes it feel shallow),
and the guy’s… well… Y’know. The brunet guy (with the extremely feminine
name ‘Julie’) might be okay, but Mr. Hampnie Humbert blew him off, so who the hell
knows? And they were childhood friends,
which might have added some interesting tension, but screw that crap! It’s not explored at all. The white-haired pretty-boy treats him the
same arrogant, aloof way he treats everyone else, and Julie treats him the way
you would treat a stranger who killed a loved one.
Oh, and why
the hell isn’t Ai angry at him? She isn’t. She trusts him. She refuses to ride on his
back. Why? “It would be embarrassing!” How about, “HE MURDERED EVERYONE I EVER KNEW
FOR NO REASON!” She gives him
cookies. Is this anime going to make her
have a crush on him? Why is he even
keeping her around, anyway? Is he a
pedophile?
He doesn’t
even tell her why he murdered everyone.
He tells her to figure it out herself.
I think the show will probably cough up some BS reason in the future
about how they were already dead or something, but Ai doesn’t know that. She shouldn’t be giving him the benefit of
the doubt. He hasn’t done anything to
show that he didn’t just do it for funzies.
And Ai’s
apparently half-gravekeeper. I don’t
understand how, if humans can’t reproduce, a human and a gravekeeper can, and
even why a gravekeeper would, but meh.
Maybe I should do a post of ‘relevant’ questions in which I spend more
than half of it asking questions which gradually degenerate into me asking why this
is called Sunday Without God if it
doesn’t explicitly take place on Sunday and if they make clothes out of zombie
sheep.
It's called 'Sunday Without God' cuz he left on a sunday.
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